Matti the Eager Victor by TarantulaLdAmn, literature
Literature
Matti the Eager Victor
Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Matti who always dreamed of becoming the world's best bouncer. He trained every day for 12 hours in order to beat his rival, The Hot Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Matti came armed with a nugget and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Matti emerged as the eagerly victor! His achievement is celebrated every Midsummer.
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a haunting surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Bird, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Ouch!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly fainted. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 pigs. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
Don't Chase After Cars Or... by TarantulaLdAmn, literature
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Don't Chase After Cars Or...
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after cars because you'll only end up with a love in your finger." I never quite understood his advice until one Christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Mallory. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was beautiful and spooky sounds came from deep within. Mallory saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
Mockedies
Oh, pity the fool who thinks
racist and sexist slurs are gone.
That is wrong:
they are just better disguised
in these mockeries
that some call comedies.
If you don't laugh,
you're a killjoy, a conservative old hag.
But if you're not a comedian,
or a close friend,
and say such words to someone's face,
then you're a racist, sexist, homophobic moron.
- Funny, isn't it?
Chatrooms -'Tab Sound' by TarantulaLdAmn, literature
Literature
Chatrooms -'Tab Sound'
I'm not sure how to explain this pretty well, BUT. I have a suggestion regarding the chatrooms.
When I chat, I have other tabs open, Facebook, deviantART's front or my message center, et cetera.
Of course, I get a notification that I've been tabbed but sometimes I miss that, and when I get back I'm like, OHH, I've been tabbed so many times...
Anyway, today I thought, Could it be possible to have a SOUND when you get tabbed? Like, something similar to the sound when someone sends you a message via Facebook chat or Live Messenger? - Of course, we all know that FB chat sound can get a bit annoying at times, so maybe there should be an option